Thursday, October 15, 2009

Curious Lang

Pasensya na, late bloomer e. Sagot na lang kayo hehe.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

High sa Hiskul

Di ko na malaman kung kelan pa ako outdated sa mundo. Di ko na alam kung ano ang palabas sa sine, kung sino ang mag-jowa sa tv. Ewan. Ma at Pa.

Pero lately, nagugulantang ako. Me mga nalalaman ako galing sa mga kabataan na nakaka... hmm... what's the word... disturb.

Kelan pa naging ok na magtawagan ng "asawa ko" ang mga hiskul magjowa?
Kelan pa naging ok ipost sa prenster ang mga pictures na naghahalikan?

Ibig ba sabihin, di na talaga uso ang "maghintay" bago ikasal.
Ni hindi na nga ata uso ang "maghintay" bago mag-debut.

Naghihintay man lang ba makagraduate ng hiskul bago gawin yun?
Wtf.

Me pambili man lang ba kayo ng diaper kung maka-jackpot kayo? Aasa na naman sa magulang.

(Leche, hayok na hayok sa laman. Di naman kayang panindigan...)

Naha-highblood ako. Ang lalandi nyo.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

McDo Happy Meal: Hello Kitty 35th Anniversary

36 toys to collect
  • 4 Kitty picture gallery
  • 5 Time-out Kitty
  • 4 Action Kitty
  • 4 Kitty with Surprise Pop-up
  • 5 Travelling Kitty
  • 5 Kitty Fashion Ring
  • 4 Kitty Mirror
  • 5 Kitty with Light Surprise



2009 is the only toy that comes with this shiny red apple case.
It is, by far, the hardest one to find (at least here in Makati area).



1991 and 1999
Pompy likes to play with this at night, when we turn off the lights.



1989 and 2003
Ako ang me gusto ng Kitty dito, while Pompy plays with the pop-ups inside the apple.


1987
One time, when Pompy opened and saw her reflection on the mirror, she laughed. Weirdo.


1998
A Kitty collector advised me not to buy the ring series.
Anyhoo, whenever I wear this ring, Pompy would take it out of my finger and eat it.
At least I found out that it's appealing to my target audience =D


1993
Kitty doesn't want to go back to her seat. She's cramped.
That's what you get when you fly in economy.

Incidentally, i just figured that Mcdo Toys are just 13php. Not bad. Kala ko plus 20++ ang toys sa meal :)

FYI sa interested, limited toys lang ang available pag drive thru (service hazard daw kasi). So kung talagang magcocollect ka, park your car and go inside ;) Yihiiiii. Balitaan nyo na lang ako kung ilan na nabili nyo (ako yata magtat@e na kakakain sa Mcdo).

Monday, August 10, 2009

Two Kinds of Men

Listening to my girlfriends wails and rundowns of how their husbands or boyfriends would top the Ultimate Men's Losers Club, i am more and more convinced that

1. men are lower form of specie.
2. men needs instruction manuals. women writes them.

recently, i can also safely conclude that there are 2 basic type of men

a. the financer
b. the domesticated

the financer. most girls would settle with this type of men. smart girls search for them. you seldom see them get down and dirty. these guys invented Erap's motto: money makes the world go round. flat tire? no problem. leaking faucets? no problem. no more ice? no problem. one limitation though: cash on atm dispenser.

the domesticated: the remaining few of their origin, smarter girls prefer them. they'd haggle with you sa palengke, frown or get angry when you buy them expensive gifts, retaliates that with that price, he could buy "more sensible items" needed, befriends Mr. Muscle, always has extra fuse somewhere, keeps Bulldog or Mighty bond around, puts oil on your squeaky doors. limitation: cash on atm dispenser.

if your guy is a combo, buy him a helmet sister! they come mediumly rare.

if you're getting married, recheck if your groom is a man and to which type does he fall in. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. after 'convincing' yourself, ask yourself if you really want to be stuck forever with that type of man.

if you're a guy and a homo, you're excused. you may create your own type.

if you're a guy and straight, don't try to justify your kind. Girls have 2 types too: flat chested and pamela anderson.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Mcdo Inquiry

Kahapon, nagiinquire ako sa Mcdo Macapagal regarding birthday packages. We had so much fun last year @ Piyeyi's 1st bday so i thought we could redo the party for Pompy, same place and same host sana. Kaso ang problema.. nakalimutan ko na name nung nag-host. Isa lang ang clue... bakla sya.

So pano ba hahanapin yun? I called the branch.

me : pwede ba malaman kung andyan pa yung isa nyong party coordinator?
crew : sino po mam? si A?
me : ay hinde
crew : si B?
me : hindi ko matandaan e.. basta ano... yung lalake na......
(hmm pano ba sasabihin 'to ng di nakakaffend) .... hindi masyadong lalake?
crew : in other words bading po? andito pa po sya.

LOL. So much for subtleties.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Nakakahiya Ka!

2 consecutive days na akong napapatabi sa sipuning nilalang sa shuttle. Magkaibang tao eto. Pero, umagang-umaga singhot ng singhot. Naiimagine nyo ba na tahimik sa shuttle, tas singhot lang nya ang naririnig ng lahat?

Etiquette lang naman yun di ba? Ang gaganda nyo pa naman, japorms. Sosyal sa pang-opis attire. Tas tulo sipon? Uhugin? Batang onse?

MAHIYA KA NAMAN.

5 pesos lang tissue sa public cr. O di kaya magbaon ka ng panyo.

Sa panahon ngayon, hindi lahat tayo afford magkasakit. Maawa ka naman sa mahahawa sayo =(

Trip to old Uniwide Warehouse Club

Out of desperation for cheap Roman Blinds, I had a date with my mom who's been a fan of Uniwide Warehouse Club(Or Uniwide Sales, now known as Super 8) for as long as I can remember. So eto na... Roman blinds that costs 200++php used in the Orange room (master's bedroom).


Pwede na di ba? Mahangin at... di na kami nasisilip ng kabilang bahay bwehehe.







Also used in our kitchen... harhar. Anlaking tipid. Nagtanong ako nito sa OurHome, nasa 2500 each. Sa SM naman, nasa 1400. utang na loob!


Toothpaste holder for 12php. I was so glad because this one has a hole in the bottom. Para di maipon yung tubig. Just what I was looking for :)



Food tray for 69php. I dont know why i bought this, i just love its color and playfulness. I'll probably put my abubots here (ring, watch, etc) then put it in the drawer for easy access pero at least seggregated sa iba pang kalat.

12php for the red tray and 40++php for each balls. So this kaartehan is just 99php. Nagkukunyari lang ako na me alam sa art-art.




Woven placemat that costs 250++ sa Landmark at SM? I bought it at 45php each :P

Oh, the kid... she's misplaced during the picture-taking... definitely not for sale =D