Artik: 10 ways to get the attention of your CRUSH

10. Muster your courage and ask for his name.
You: Hi, team mate tayo sa blah blah blah di ba? ikaw si...?
Crush: uhm...Fabio.

9. Whenever you see him, consciously call him by other name.
You: Brando! Dito ka rin pala sa basement nagla-lunch?

8. Stare at him and when he notice you, say something.
You: Anong tinitingin-tingin mo dyan?!

7. Check if you have something in common.
Crush: I like to watch movies
You: Ay ako rin! (with matching pungay of the eyes)
Crush: Lalo na yung classics...
You: Ay pareho talaga tayo! 1pm sa Channel 9 di ba? Sampaguita Pictures rockkk! Yo yo yo!!!

6. Look him up and add him on Friendster. Write a catchy introductory note.
You: Huy Celso, andito ka rin pala. So nice of you to drop by. Friendster na tayo ha!

5. Be thoughtful.
You: Punta ka ng CR Gardo? Eto tissue o. 3-Ply yan.

4. Give him the impression that you're a homey girl.
You: Shempre naman i know how to cook. My specialty is Sinigang with Tocino.

3. Drop a hint that you're available.
You: Huy alam mo me ticket ako for two sa concert ni Sandara. Kaso wala akong kasama e. Samahan mo ko. Papakainin kita after concert.

2. Show him that you care.
You: Absent si Wildo =( me Diarrhea *sigh* magpadala naman tayo ng flowers opismates.

1. Create a blog. Write something about your crush.
You: Dear blog, this is a wonderful day. Baldo is surely reading this...