disclaimer:
As always, may limitations ang how-to na 'to. Kaya please lang, sa mga nagpipilit maging henyo, FOR FUN lang po ito! Not the topic to start a debate =P
Kung ikaw ay hindi
a. obese
b. serial killer
c. mama's boy
d. holier-than-thou
e. vain 2d 100th power
f. bading
g. child molester
h. panot
i. kulubot
j. bad breath
baka sakali makatulong 'to sa'yo at sa iniirog mo... enjoy :)
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10. Guide her when she cross the street.
~ not implicating that girls are dumb :D it's just that hey, we're hoping chivalry isn't dead yet. Being a gentleman always score points.
9. Sprinkle that "yummy" scent.
~ nothing is sexier than a guy that smells fresh and seductive (can it be at the same time??). Please lang, not too much. We don't want to develop an allergy over you.
8. Pay for our date.
~ I know girls are asking for equal rights nowadays and supposed to be, money issues are no longer issues (since chicks earn more than the average boys hehehe j/k). Sabi nga sa movie na A Lot Like Love, "I don't mind paying. But at least let me see the intention that you want to pay. Reach for your wallet or something. Don't assume that I'm paying". Parang ganon. Nakaka-TO naman na girls ang mag-initiate ng pagbabayad di ba? Strategy lang ang kailangan dito. Di kailangan maipit sa sitwasyon. (PM author for tips hehehe)
7. Ask but don't beg.
~ We know you hate asking directions. You assume you have more information. And best of all, you hate asking for advices (even from your wife or mother). What you guys may not know is that we find you cute when you seem to look clueless. When at last you admit you need our expertise :)
6. Do something you normally don't do. Just for us.
~ It doesn't have to be outrageous. Doesn't have to be extravagant. Just the thought that you did something out of your normal behavior makes us feel special...thus scoring another pogi-point.
5. Make us laugh.
~ Tell us a joke. Doesn't matter if it's green. Delivery of the joke is important. Just watch out. She might think you're too bastos. Balance lang dapat. If all you got are green jokes, buy these corny compilation from the bookstore. Or maybe search from the internet.
4. Maabilidad ka ba?
~ Ala-McGyver, chicks are so impressed when guys have their way on difficult things. So you better gear up. Read books. Practice. Watch AXN. Nakakawalang-gana when all you do is call 911. Or worst, your mom.
3. Know a little bit of fashion.
~ Guys, please take this seriously. Don't ever think that good grooming takes care of everything. Make us feel and see that you're gwapo. O kahit hindi na gwapo, basta may dating. May x-factor kumbaga. Exude confidence. But not too much as to make us run away faster that a twister.
2. Know a sport or play a musical instrument.
~ Makes you look macho, hindi lampa. Hindi nerd. Hindi boring. We can know more of a person's character in 10 minutes of playing than a year of being with that person. Anyway, if you're not into sports or music, what planet did you came from?? PS: Internet games doesnt count because it encourages beer belly and poor eyesight.
1. Compliment us.
~ How on earth can we guess you have hots for us if you'd never have the guts to compliment us? It's so easy. Just say it plain and simple. A girl will always have something to be complimented for. It's a gift. Just try not to sound bolero. It sounds so ridiculous. Be brave. But be natural *winks*.
As always, may limitations ang how-to na 'to. Kaya please lang, sa mga nagpipilit maging henyo, FOR FUN lang po ito! Not the topic to start a debate =P
Kung ikaw ay hindi
a. obese
b. serial killer
c. mama's boy
d. holier-than-thou
e. vain 2d 100th power
f. bading
g. child molester
h. panot
i. kulubot
j. bad breath
baka sakali makatulong 'to sa'yo at sa iniirog mo... enjoy :)
---------------------------------------------------
10. Guide her when she cross the street.
~ not implicating that girls are dumb :D it's just that hey, we're hoping chivalry isn't dead yet. Being a gentleman always score points.
9. Sprinkle that "yummy" scent.
~ nothing is sexier than a guy that smells fresh and seductive (can it be at the same time??). Please lang, not too much. We don't want to develop an allergy over you.
8. Pay for our date.
~ I know girls are asking for equal rights nowadays and supposed to be, money issues are no longer issues (since chicks earn more than the average boys hehehe j/k). Sabi nga sa movie na A Lot Like Love, "I don't mind paying. But at least let me see the intention that you want to pay. Reach for your wallet or something. Don't assume that I'm paying". Parang ganon. Nakaka-TO naman na girls ang mag-initiate ng pagbabayad di ba? Strategy lang ang kailangan dito. Di kailangan maipit sa sitwasyon. (PM author for tips hehehe)
7. Ask but don't beg.
~ We know you hate asking directions. You assume you have more information. And best of all, you hate asking for advices (even from your wife or mother). What you guys may not know is that we find you cute when you seem to look clueless. When at last you admit you need our expertise :)
6. Do something you normally don't do. Just for us.
~ It doesn't have to be outrageous. Doesn't have to be extravagant. Just the thought that you did something out of your normal behavior makes us feel special...thus scoring another pogi-point.
5. Make us laugh.
~ Tell us a joke. Doesn't matter if it's green. Delivery of the joke is important. Just watch out. She might think you're too bastos. Balance lang dapat. If all you got are green jokes, buy these corny compilation from the bookstore. Or maybe search from the internet.
4. Maabilidad ka ba?
~ Ala-McGyver, chicks are so impressed when guys have their way on difficult things. So you better gear up. Read books. Practice. Watch AXN. Nakakawalang-gana when all you do is call 911. Or worst, your mom.
3. Know a little bit of fashion.
~ Guys, please take this seriously. Don't ever think that good grooming takes care of everything. Make us feel and see that you're gwapo. O kahit hindi na gwapo, basta may dating. May x-factor kumbaga. Exude confidence. But not too much as to make us run away faster that a twister.
2. Know a sport or play a musical instrument.
~ Makes you look macho, hindi lampa. Hindi nerd. Hindi boring. We can know more of a person's character in 10 minutes of playing than a year of being with that person. Anyway, if you're not into sports or music, what planet did you came from?? PS: Internet games doesnt count because it encourages beer belly and poor eyesight.
1. Compliment us.
~ How on earth can we guess you have hots for us if you'd never have the guts to compliment us? It's so easy. Just say it plain and simple. A girl will always have something to be complimented for. It's a gift. Just try not to sound bolero. It sounds so ridiculous. Be brave. But be natural *winks*.
29 comments:
Be brave! But be natural *winks*.
Sana girls din ganito sa kanilang iniirog =D
arghhhh hehehe
dapat ata lalake gagawa ng how to impress a guy :D
kapag sexy and beautiful ka, impress mo na ako
hahaha pano na lang kung ordinary-looking lang??
Well its just a thought. I run through your blog, and i saw alot of hits dun sa poem mo about, "hoping pansinin yung girl ng guy" topic and sure enough, i think this new post ( not all but some), might be applicable to those whinning people... (me included:D) , hoping to turn thyself visible to her.
nyehehe
Aquarin, what makes u think you're invisible to her?
besides...easiest way to be visible is to walk directly straight to her and introduce yourself. =D
goodluck!
nyehehe
Aquarin, what makes u think you're invisible to her?
besides...easiest way to be visible is to walk directly straight to her and introduce yourself. =D
goodluck!
hmf.. na-double post =(
Impress a girl, why? Be yourself. if she doesn't like for who you are then deal with it. You don't have to be someone else just to make a girl notice you. There's always someone who will notice you and admire you for who you are.
thanks for your comment ckjh. I think u missed the Disclaimer part.
i'm not trying to start a debate. i'm just posting a comment.
in case u haven't noticed, this article is for people who needs an extra little "push". not intended for those who "doesn't ever have the need to impress a girl".
ideally, you have the best advice. but we're not living in an ideal world my friend...
Sabi nila dapat may 4 C's dapat.(i think its car,cash,condo,career correct me if may mali)
Uyy flame war.. i beg to disagree on ckjh's comment. Actually the title ain't right either. These are normal things that a gentleman will do to a girl, its second nature to them. So it ain't impressing a girl, it should had been " 10 Ways a guy should already know when his with a girl". Except for item 9 of course. If you do this everyday, you might be branded as a metrosexual har har har. No offense potpot on the "chick" word also, but i find it to sexist, don't you. So ckjh, it ain't impressing, its how you should act.. that is if your a gentleman.
grabe ka naman kyle! di naman lahat naghahanap ng suga dadi.
a. ang me karapatan lang maghanap non eh yung meron din non.
b. ok na yung cash & career hehe
joke lang!
Aquarin
mm.. actually.. this ain't really for those who have a girl already.
Not all guys have the "nature" or "instinct" to this when they're with a girl. It really depends on the person. It doesn't mean that if you're a guy you should know this things.
Korek ka jan ckjh.
teka...why the sudden u-turn?
di ko alam kung maniniwala ako s item na to...kasi para sakin yung nagsulat ay isang lalake sa loob ng katawan ng isang babae(or atleast mukhang babae).
atsaka kinocompliment ko lang mga babaeng dapat icompliment. kung pangit ka, anong ikoompliment ko?? im not a liar you know..@_@...(psst... jok lang ha. medyo cute ka naman eh,pero medyo lang. wag mo palakihin ulo mo)
sudden u-turn?? i didn't make any. like i said, be yourself, even if you do or don't know this things. someone will be there to like you for that. you don't have to do this if this isn't really in your system. impress a girl by being who you are, a gentleman or not.
Jamboy...
pasalamat ka snack buddy kta...hahaha
CKJH
one question: if what u say is true, how do you account all the unrequited love in this world?
pwede ka nang mag-open ng clinic at talkshow sarah. manonood ako. :p
ian, tawa ako ng tawa sa comment mo...coming from u? hehehe
oi mahirap ng magscroll up and down dito ah. One suggestion chui. lagyan mo na kaya ng forum link hahaha
closet romantic. haha.
Its always driven me nuts the idea of "equal about things we like (like sharing housework and wages at work) but not about things we don't like (like having to pay for ourselves at the movies)". Equality means equality, not taking every advantage one gender has and giving it to the other!
whoa...cool down :))
it would probably help if u would read #8 again.
if u still don't get it, re-read.
keep reading till it sinks in...
"Just try not to sound bolero." How how how? Especially if she's just too smart and always finds out.. :)
hehehe
matej, a girl can never forget a compliment (even if she tries very hard not to show it)
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