Weeks before the actual MTV VMA 2007, there’s a buzz if you’re going to do the opening act. With Chriss Angel’s help, tabloids reported that a magic trick will make you appear and disappear. How exciting!
One time, I browsed YouTube for your performances. From your first album to the most recent. Akalain mo, You COULD sing LIVE!
You are probably the only artist that people don’t expect to sing live because they know your routines would be tough (aka dance moves). So you’re forgiven for lip synching. And they still adore your performances.
From the sweet mtv of ‘Sometimes’ to the performance with snake (also for MTV VMA 2001), wow! You’ve grown to be a hot momma (die, Kevin Fetherline!) And then bad news poured everywhere: the divorce, the hair, the pics of your (non-present) undies.
As Kanye West said “They know that Britney wasn't ready and they had her perform, so they exploited her.” People will be watching because of YOU. Waiting for you to (continue to) make a mistake. And dude…that day, you barely dance. huhuhu =(
Never mind the arguments whether you’re fat or not (this is totally irrelevant, you know).
How about learning that Sarah Silverman’s monologue is about your kids a few minutes before your performance?
“Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of!"
Kung ako yun, baka nasaksak ko ng wala sa oras yun.
ps: by the way, Britney gave birth thru c-section.
ps2: Ms. Spears, come back soon or please don’t come back at all. Protect your legacy, or what’s left of it.
One time, I browsed YouTube for your performances. From your first album to the most recent. Akalain mo, You COULD sing LIVE!
You are probably the only artist that people don’t expect to sing live because they know your routines would be tough (aka dance moves). So you’re forgiven for lip synching. And they still adore your performances.
From the sweet mtv of ‘Sometimes’ to the performance with snake (also for MTV VMA 2001), wow! You’ve grown to be a hot momma (die, Kevin Fetherline!) And then bad news poured everywhere: the divorce, the hair, the pics of your (non-present) undies.
As Kanye West said “They know that Britney wasn't ready and they had her perform, so they exploited her.” People will be watching because of YOU. Waiting for you to (continue to) make a mistake. And dude…that day, you barely dance. huhuhu =(
Never mind the arguments whether you’re fat or not (this is totally irrelevant, you know).
How about learning that Sarah Silverman’s monologue is about your kids a few minutes before your performance?
“Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of!"
Kung ako yun, baka nasaksak ko ng wala sa oras yun.
ps: by the way, Britney gave birth thru c-section.
ps2: Ms. Spears, come back soon or please don’t come back at all. Protect your legacy, or what’s left of it.
1 comment:
hmm.. chuy.. di ko alam maka-britney ka pala!!!
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