Listening to my girlfriends wails and rundowns of how their husbands or boyfriends would top the Ultimate Men's Losers Club, i am more and more convinced that
1. men are lower form of specie.
2. men needs instruction manuals. women writes them.
recently, i can also safely conclude that there are 2 basic type of men
a. the financer
b. the domesticated
the financer. most girls would settle with this type of men. smart girls search for them. you seldom see them get down and dirty. these guys invented Erap's motto: money makes the world go round. flat tire? no problem. leaking faucets? no problem. no more ice? no problem. one limitation though: cash on atm dispenser.
the domesticated: the remaining few of their origin, smarter girls prefer them. they'd haggle with you sa palengke, frown or get angry when you buy them expensive gifts, retaliates that with that price, he could buy "more sensible items" needed, befriends Mr. Muscle, always has extra fuse somewhere, keeps Bulldog or Mighty bond around, puts oil on your squeaky doors. limitation: cash on atm dispenser.
if your guy is a combo, buy him a helmet sister! they come mediumly rare.
if you're getting married, recheck if your groom is a man and to which type does he fall in. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. after 'convincing' yourself, ask yourself if you really want to be stuck forever with that type of man.
if you're a guy and a homo, you're excused. you may create your own type.
if you're a guy and straight, don't try to justify your kind. Girls have 2 types too: flat chested and pamela anderson.
1. men are lower form of specie.
2. men needs instruction manuals. women writes them.
recently, i can also safely conclude that there are 2 basic type of men
a. the financer
b. the domesticated
the financer. most girls would settle with this type of men. smart girls search for them. you seldom see them get down and dirty. these guys invented Erap's motto: money makes the world go round. flat tire? no problem. leaking faucets? no problem. no more ice? no problem. one limitation though: cash on atm dispenser.
the domesticated: the remaining few of their origin, smarter girls prefer them. they'd haggle with you sa palengke, frown or get angry when you buy them expensive gifts, retaliates that with that price, he could buy "more sensible items" needed, befriends Mr. Muscle, always has extra fuse somewhere, keeps Bulldog or Mighty bond around, puts oil on your squeaky doors. limitation: cash on atm dispenser.
if your guy is a combo, buy him a helmet sister! they come mediumly rare.
if you're getting married, recheck if your groom is a man and to which type does he fall in. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. after 'convincing' yourself, ask yourself if you really want to be stuck forever with that type of man.
if you're a guy and a homo, you're excused. you may create your own type.
if you're a guy and straight, don't try to justify your kind. Girls have 2 types too: flat chested and pamela anderson.
3 comments:
i disagree with the 2 types of girls - its like "no boobs" and "fake boobs".
pano naman yung tunay na wow boobs?
both ako.. domesticated and financier.. hahahaha
-entot
sure ka en? di ka kaya dun sa excused? :)) joke lang p're! miss you guys. sana pag na-deport kami ampunin niyo kami sa nu haus nyo ha! :D
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